Thursday, September 22, 2005
hot dog!
This has got to be one of the craziest, stupidest, funniest stories that I have ever heard. So much in fact, that I had to blog it today before I forget...
So one of our students, and ADULT student mind you, not some 6 year old, has a small dog. A shitzu to be precise. This student has a sister. Also, an adult I might add..
One day, on a typical hot Taiwan day, the student was out on some errand, and her sister was at home dog-sitting. So then, thinking that this dog must be suffering in the heat, it should be cooled down.
So she put the dog into the FREEZER. YES! The freezer. This was late in the afternoon.
Then she went home.
9pm, the student comes home, and can't find her dog. She starts calling the neighbors, and calls her sister.
Her sister says, " Oh, I don't know. I"m SURE he was at home running around when I left the house."
So she went to sleep, and then the following morning, a call from her sister, comes and she says that she remembered she put the dog in the freezer.
Our student freaks out, and she's too scared to open the freezer door. What if the dog is dead? She doesn't want to handle the corpse. She calls her dad to come over to the house and get the dog out. It's been in the fridge for about 15 hours now.
Dad comes over, and the dog is frozen in the freezer. It's eyes are closed. There is a clump of frozen crap in the freezer too..
They pull the dog out, and lay it on the kitchen floor. They start calling out the dog's name but there is not response.
They nudge it with their foot. The dog opens its eyes.
Stands up, shakes itself off. Pees on the floor, and then goes running off happily into the living room.
So one of our students, and ADULT student mind you, not some 6 year old, has a small dog. A shitzu to be precise. This student has a sister. Also, an adult I might add..
One day, on a typical hot Taiwan day, the student was out on some errand, and her sister was at home dog-sitting. So then, thinking that this dog must be suffering in the heat, it should be cooled down.
So she put the dog into the FREEZER. YES! The freezer. This was late in the afternoon.
Then she went home.
9pm, the student comes home, and can't find her dog. She starts calling the neighbors, and calls her sister.
Her sister says, " Oh, I don't know. I"m SURE he was at home running around when I left the house."
So she went to sleep, and then the following morning, a call from her sister, comes and she says that she remembered she put the dog in the freezer.
Our student freaks out, and she's too scared to open the freezer door. What if the dog is dead? She doesn't want to handle the corpse. She calls her dad to come over to the house and get the dog out. It's been in the fridge for about 15 hours now.
Dad comes over, and the dog is frozen in the freezer. It's eyes are closed. There is a clump of frozen crap in the freezer too..
They pull the dog out, and lay it on the kitchen floor. They start calling out the dog's name but there is not response.
They nudge it with their foot. The dog opens its eyes.
Stands up, shakes itself off. Pees on the floor, and then goes running off happily into the living room.